Alvy: 'It's mental masturbation!" Annie: "And you would know all about THAT, wouldn't you?" Alvy: "Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love."
I'm stepping through the door And I'm floating in a most peculiar way And the stars look very different today Here am I sitting in a tin can far above the world Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do...
"For me, stealing's always been a lot like sex. Two people who want the same thing: they get in a room, they talk about it. They start to plan. It's kind of like flirting. It's kind of like... foreplay, 'cause the more they talk about it, the wetter they get.The only difference is, I can fucksomeone I've just met. But to steal? I need to know someone like I know myself. "
The criminal - Lesbian icon Corky from The Wachowski Brothers' Bound.
Couldn't think of anyone who would a better fit for "the stupid bad guy". And yet, he's sort of boring, so I went for a meme based set. Also, it's kind of hard to keep up versatility after 41 sets.